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Location: At home or on some field.
Job: Dreamer
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It was nice and all, and I loved the art style, but I was really hoping for something more. I realise that this is the third segment of a longer story, but as a game, each segment must be reviewed individually.
The game was short. The concept of using both platforming and point'n'click puzzling at the same time is a nice idea, however, you didn't implement it very well. The platforming was easy and there was no form of game over or negative effect for falling. The clickable objects were surrounded by a sparkle, so it wasn't hard to figure out where they were.
The puzzles were laughably easy. Click a switch to make the elevator move, and make some arrows point towards a box. It's as if the puzzles were already done for you.
The ending, if indeed it IS an ending, seemed rushed. Just when I was getting into the game, and starting to think about the story, suddenly I was given a somewhat corny love couplet, and asked if I wanted to Replay.
The game is too short, too easy, has very little direction and a rather overused morale.
However, I loved the graphical style. And yes, you got a 6 just for that. A 6 is above average.
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I'm assuming the 'evil' Blockhead was the little voice in Blockheads mind that told him to do the things he does. For example, telling him to climb into the powerlines.
It could also represent the bad, less naive side of Blockhead.
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Sometimes, I have an orgasm without touching myself.
It happened when I watched this.
Author's Response:
Im flattered, repulsed and fascinated.
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While fighting the three trees before Sentinel, both my characters were poisoned.
After I won the battle, during the transition between the two battles, my hero took poison damage.
He flashed white, and froze.
The music is still playing, but the command menu wont pop up.
Author's Response:
Daaaaamn.
That glitch has been haunting me for ages.
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Frighteningly well made.
Good job. ^^
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This is a flash of good Graphical quality, and a damn decent attempt at animation.
I thought the images on the screen went well with the Audio, and the use of layers and filters work great too.
I'm not going to downvote on lagginess, as that is probably my Computer.
I WILL downvote on the fact that this is merely a demo, not the entire thing.
Also, @MindChamber.
You're supposed to be a role-model and a Mod of this site. Your review was 'lazier' and 'less-impressive' than this flash was. This Flash has had a lot of effort put into it. I have been in contact with the creator, and been observing his proggress. He has put more effort and organisation into this then you will ever know.
You sir, are a part of the cancer killing Newgrounds.
<User was banned for this outcry>
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It was great, the amount of work put into it was clear, and the effects were absolutely stunning.
But, lets face it, it's far too laggy. Even when on low quality it is very slow. It's nothing to do with our computers, it's the movie itself. Try to clamp down on all the flashing lights and large spinning objects.
Author's Response:
actually, it works fine on my computer.
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"A decent Movie. No, an excellent Movie."
I have but two complaints though.
Firstly, this may sound a little perverted but bear with me, the main characters chest is a little over-exaggurated, they also seem to 'defy gravity', meaning there pretty much always 'up' if you get my drift.
Secondly, she shows very little emotion in her facial expressions.
The scene with the nukes (i presume they were nukes) really got to me, pretty emotional seeing everything we lovingly built fall to pieces in just a few seconds.
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I cant express this, in mere words... i cannot...
I shall try.
Firstly, the name of such a piece. 'Flying Pizza Kitty'? I have never heard such genious and poetry before. The heavens shall have to sing your praises. That name shall be written in stars. It shall be put in history books, taught in schools!
But... what is a name? Merely a label. An icon. A precursor of what is to come!
And what did we see? What miracle of the heavens was sent amongst us mere mortals?
An angel.... An angel amongst other games. THATS what we recieved! The game started with a simple image. A stunning image. A mere teaser of the drama and beauty that is to follow.
It begins with a cat. A ginger cat. Tabby if i am not mistaken. But this is no ordinary tabby cat. This is the jesus amongst cats. Why? He levitates. He does so in the most graphically intense and godlike manner. A carpet? A box? A servant of the heavens? We do not know, all we know is, he is riding on the back of a mightily enchanted item. It floats, impossibly. Defying laws, spitting on gravity itself!
Then,through some unspoken holy commandment that only a reat deity could make, the cat moves east, towards its enigmatic destination...
And...what a destination it is. Filled with wonder, excitement and mystery. As we continue our magical journey, the shocking truth becomes clear...
The antagonist is revealed, the one we believed we could trust. He reveals himself in the most sinister and dramatic way.
Blocking our way... is R2D2, the true evil...
Luckily, the heroic Cat uses his godlike powers, and R2D2 is defeated...
And so it ends...
This game was unbelievable. A triumph. Im making a note here, Huge success!
I mean, its incredibly hard to overstate my satisfaction!
You have to make more. This was godlike. We need more games like this one!
I believe in you.
Also.. LETS HAVE A PARTY!!!
Thankyou...
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"Everyhting was alright, No,,,, better,,,"
You deliver a powerful message.
That message was 'everything is alright'...
But the message is somewhat false. For this flash is more than alright.
It was art. In its purest, most incandecent form. You have shown us just
what happens when you take one small message, and build on it until it becomes
a philosophy.
Everything is alright. EVERYTHING IS OUSTANDING.
The graphics were all well drawn. The simple use of lines, along with crosshatch style shading caused a layered effect that really gave the flash a 3-D effect. Different tecniques of shading (pixels, shadows and crosshatching) were all observed. You used multiple shades of the same colour to acheive maximum effect.
The sound was masterful and beautiful. It gave me a sense of fufillment just listening to that voice comforting me, telling me that all would be allright. It was in perfect sync with the flash shown on the screen.
You say you made this in Ten Minutes? Well, you have done in minutes what would take the average human months, even years.
You have created a monumental, pivotal moment in human history. People will look back on this and realise that everything is indeed 'allright'.
You claim it is 'Stupid'?
Modesty at its greatest, even you can not deny the epic wonder of human creativity that is this flash.
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Outrageous.
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